Nature Calls

Dear Monica,

I have always believed in abstinence till marriage, but my budding hormones have started to sway me sideways, to and fro, and well, a desire to go up and down as well. What do you think of staying a virgin till marriage these days?

-Sex Deprived Virgin

Dear Sex Deprived Virgin,

After taking a quick browse of your blog I have come to understand that you are an Asian American, as I am myself (Indian to be exact). I understand that losing one's virginity is still a huge taboo issue in the Asian culture. However, times have changed honey. The way I see it, the "goodies" were never meant to stay in the jar. In prehistoric times girls were married off at the first signs of menstruation. Needless to stay, their goodies were being fucked and fondled daily starting from the precious age of puberty. In today's world it seems silly to get married so young, but does that mean our bodies don't have the same needs? Do we not long to be held, fucked, and sucked just the same? Being unmarried obviously does not deter our natural need for sex. So I say, give in to nature. Honestly, a good fuck is all you need to forget all the hang ups. Once you give it a go, you'll wonder why you tortured your deserving vagina by waiting so damn long to satisfy its needs.

X

Moni