Does Size Matter?

So today I'm taking a lazier approach. Instead of answering a question, I will ask my own. We've all heard this question before: does size matter? I've always wondered why there was such a big emphasis on size. It is apparent that in our society we put the big penis on a pedistool (no, not the pussy on a pedistool, haha). But did people always do that? Or is it a fairly new idea? Because personally, I wouldn't know whether it was 4 inches or 8 inches once it's inside of me. To me, it's more important how a guy touches me, kisses me, or what he whispers to me while doin' the dirty. I won't lie though, a big dick does feel nice to hold. I'm not sure if that's because my body wants it or because I have been molded to think that big ones are better. So I guess what I'm trying to say is - do big dicks really have an effect on the female (or male for that matter) body or is it just all in the mind? I really can't figure it out. I do know one thing though - if I were a guy, I'd want a big cock just for the bragging rights. So I could walk around thinkin "yeah, I'm the shit, son!"

The More the Merrier?

Dear Monica,

All my friends brag about getting multiple orgasms during sex. Unfortunately, I have been cursed with the inability to get off more than once. Is there a secret to achieving multiple orgasms that I am just not clued in on?

- In need of more


Dear In need of more,

Years ago my friends and I would sit in the playground during recess and gush about who could land the farthest when jumping off the swings, or who could fit the most grapes in their mouth. It seems to me that now as grown ass women, we haven't changed much. Now the discussion leans more towards who owns more Prada bags or who can get more Os. It's almost as if women have to brag about what they have that you don't in order to feel good about themselves. So what if your friend can have 8 orgasms in a row? Is there any proof that your one orgasm wasn't just as good (if not better) as her 8? Many women can't even climax once during sex so you should consider yourself lucky. Personally, I am a one O kinda gal. After just one I feel so at ease that I don't need another 38 to follow. However, if you are not satisfied with the one and feel the need to have another 38. I suggest google searching. I hear them keggle exercises really work..

Nature Calls

Dear Monica,

I have always believed in abstinence till marriage, but my budding hormones have started to sway me sideways, to and fro, and well, a desire to go up and down as well. What do you think of staying a virgin till marriage these days?

-Sex Deprived Virgin

Dear Sex Deprived Virgin,

After taking a quick browse of your blog I have come to understand that you are an Asian American, as I am myself (Indian to be exact). I understand that losing one's virginity is still a huge taboo issue in the Asian culture. However, times have changed honey. The way I see it, the "goodies" were never meant to stay in the jar. In prehistoric times girls were married off at the first signs of menstruation. Needless to stay, their goodies were being fucked and fondled daily starting from the precious age of puberty. In today's world it seems silly to get married so young, but does that mean our bodies don't have the same needs? Do we not long to be held, fucked, and sucked just the same? Being unmarried obviously does not deter our natural need for sex. So I say, give in to nature. Honestly, a good fuck is all you need to forget all the hang ups. Once you give it a go, you'll wonder why you tortured your deserving vagina by waiting so damn long to satisfy its needs.

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Moni

Testing: One, Two, Three

Not to fear ladies and gentleman - this is not your average "Ask Abby" website. "Follow your heart" and "do the right thing" are surely not phrases you will find on this blog. I am a no-nonsense realistic typa gal. If you're looking for some real life usable advice (none of that crap on Cosmopolitan) about what to do about your boyfriend's small penis, you have found the place. Ask away and I will try not to disappoint. Oh, and occasionally I'll even rant about my personal sexual escapades for your entertainment.


X

Moni